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How to Smoke Moonrocks & How They’re Made
If weed is the question, then yes is the answer. And you know what they say: Grant me Sativa to change the things I can, and Indica to accept things I can’t. Slick one-liners aside, if you indulge in cannabis as often as not, you’ve more than likely heard of moon rocks at one point. You’ve also probably heard that there’s nothing quite like smoking moon rocks, and for plenty of good reasons.
Have you ever been so high that you found your house on the globe? Or so high that you had to turn down the TV to taste your toast? If not, then moon rocks are your one-way ticket to a mind-blowing ‘lunar’ wander, where you’ll find out for yourself that nothing else compares to this cannabis wonder. But it’s worth noting from the get-go that moon rocks’ high potency is definitely not for the faint at heart.
So, What is a Moon Rock?
Basically, moon rocks are potent nugs of the cannabis flower dipped and covered hash oil/extract/concentrate and then rolled in kief dust- made from Cannabinoids, terpenes and trichomes. The cannabis extract and kief layers are responsible for the exceptionally high THC levels, which generally average more than 50%.
For a better perspective, the most potent marijuana strain has anywhere between 23-28% THC. This is not meant to scare you, but you can imagine (or perhaps not yet) what 20% more THC content can do. So you’re arguably setting yourself for a beefy punch, which makes moon rocks super suited to special occasions.
Moon rocks get their name from the kind of high they induce after smoking. The particular ingredients and high potency give a sort of ‘lunar’ effect, which is notably more trippy than your average marijuana strains. The exact origins of moon rocks remain a bit foggy, but there’s no doubt they are the weed gods’ gift to the cannabis world, perhaps through the hands of an obscure stoner mad scientist.
That said, it’s fairly easy to get subpar quality moon rocks. Some sources might use low-quality buds and oils that are un-smokeable or just outright unhealthy. Therefore, it’s always important to get your balls of bliss from a trusted source, where you can ask questions about the nugs, extracts, and oils used before you make a purchase.
Why Smoke Moon Rocks?
One of the reasons stoners think the world of moon rocks is quite easily the instant hit that takes you to a celestial magical land, unlike any other strain. It probably sounds like a broken record by now, but the experience is quite frankly surreal. It’s so good that all you can afford to do is writhe in belly laughs, lay around, and relish the munchies.
Moon rocks are also sort of a ‘stoner hack’. It’s all about getting a full bang for your buck. Typically, you would have to dig pretty deep into your wallet for a potent trip to the moon, say if you bought the flower nug, hash oil/extract, and the kief separately. But moon rocks mean you can get extremely high without shelling out a fortune.
Outside of out-of-this-world recreational use, moon rocks are equally useful in the medical world. Most legalities have a milligram cap on cannabis products, like the 10 mg per serving cap on edibles. Therefore, patients who need higher doses of THC to manage their conditions can find relief and comfort in moon rocks.
How Strong are Moon Rocks?
The exact potency tends to vary from one batch to the other, largely depending on the source. However, the consensus seems to settle around an overall THC count of around or above 50%. The first experience can be a tad overwhelming, but we’re here to help you moonwalk from the countdown through blastoff, all the way to landing.
Smoking moon rocks produce an exceptionally pleasant, terpene-rich kief taste, with super big and full smoke clouds in every hit. A moon rock high is a slow burner, and it takes a bit longer than usual to kick in fully. So it would be best to take a reasonable pause in between hits.
However, 30 minutes later, you’ll probably find yourself on a peak you probably weren’t ready to climb. Remember that a little of it goes a pretty long way, so ensure that you’re not diving in too deep into something you’re not well-prepped for. And it’s also best to keep in mind that the high lingers for long periods, so it’ll be a while before you hop on the train back to Earth.
Pros
- One-stop shop for getting super-duper high.
- Quite cost-effective
- Always a fun party flavor.
- Ideal for medicinal patients who need higher THC dosage
Cons
- Getting a high as humanly possible is not always great.
- They’re messy since you should preferably consume moon rocks using glass.
- Exposing cannabis moon rocks to heat, say leaving them in the sun, makes them melty, sticky, and gummy, which is not particularly pleasant.
How Much Do Moon Rocks Cost?
Because of the different ingredients used to make traditional moon rocks, they are often priced higher than standard cannabis buds on the market. You can get a gram of AAA+ House Moonrock Indica for around $19 or a gram of AAA Moonrock Sativa for $25.
How Do You Smoke Moon Rocks?
Smoking CBD moon rocks is not any more complicated than smoking regular weed. The first rule is strictly to use glass apparatus, either a smoking pipe, a desktop vaporizer or a glass bong. Second, you should avoid using a grinder since the stickiness of the moon rocks can spoil its teeth. Finally, since you’ll be using a glass bowl anyway, you should break the balls with your fingers, a blade or scissors.
So, what do you need?
- A gram of moon rocks
- A gram of flower
- Smoking accessory (pipe or bong)
- A lighter.
Step 1: Break up the moon rock into smaller chunks using your hand or a knife.
Step 2: Put a normal bowl of cannabis flower, then add a piece of the moon rock on top.
Step 3: Start by lighting the top slowly, allowing it to melt and mix with the CBD flower underneath. Don’t touch the hot moon rock, as it can definitely burn you.
Step 4: Inhale the huge clouds forming in the apparatus while ensuring your fingers are away from the sizzling bowl.
Step 5: Exhale and enjoy!
From here, it’s all up to you to decide how you want your trip to play out. But chances are you’ll be orbiting between the living room and the kitchen, from the couch to the fridge. And after a successful trip, you can always take another hit (read trip) if you dare!
How Do You Make Your Own Moon Rocks?
Some stoners also choose to make their own moon rocks instead of getting them from a local dispensary. If this sounds appealing to you, you’ll need the following:
- A nug of cannabis flower
- Extract/Cannabis oil
- Kief (bought from a dispensary or collected from the grinder)
- Tongs or tweezers to separate sticky ingredients
- Liquid dropper
After collecting all the necessary ingredients and equipment, the following guide should help you to make and smoke your own moon rock:
- Layer the cannabis extract on the entire exterior of the nug of the flower. Some extracts have to be heated up to melt before they can be applied to the bud; others can be applied using a liquid dropper.
- Add two to three more layers of the extract, giving each coat time to seep through before applying the next layer. You can skip this layering part if you don’t want your moon rock to be too potent.
- Roll the layered nug through your kief, which should bind easily on the oil-covered buds. This part should be easier using tongs or tweezers since the nugs can be quite sticky.
- Keep the kief-covered nug in a cool, dry place for it to dry away from direct light.
Once you’re confident that the moon rock is set to be smoked, light it up (using the steps highlighted earlier) and enjoy!
Tips for Smoking Moon Rocks
Moon rocks pack a pretty powerful punch, which is why they are mostly recommended for seasoned stoners. That being said, these tips can help you prep for the ultimate moonrock smoking session and experience.
- Ensure you finish all your daily tasks before smoking; you probably won’t be productive or functional after. Moon rocks are not for the usual wake and bake but are better suited to an evening wind down.
- Choose an environment with good vibes.
- Eat before smoking to prevent nausea and keep the munchies down.
- Stay hydrated because the cottonmouth is real.
- Have plenty of snacks at hand- the munchies will kick in at some point.
- Start low and go slow.
- Enjoy!
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